omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize