and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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