we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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