Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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