Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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