Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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