Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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