I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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