honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It was a blind-side dick pic.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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