too bad you live with your parents still
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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