No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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