new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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