She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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