There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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