why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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