It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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