i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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