He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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