Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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