you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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