IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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