I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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