UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize