Banned from zoo.
Again?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Randomize
