Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
