can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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