I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
My feet surprised me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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