dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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