He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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