You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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