I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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