I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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