But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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