I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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