i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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