all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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