I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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