That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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