your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize