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Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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