Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
where does the pee come out of this thing
my shit smells like andre
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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