yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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