have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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