Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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