PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
