my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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