He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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