He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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