o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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