Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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