Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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