I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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