How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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