spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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